Geek Peeks Top 5: Sheldon Quotes From The Big Bang Theory

To get everyone excited for this week’s new episode of The Big Bang Theory, we wanted to share with everyone our top 5 Sheldon quotes from the first three seasons. Feel free to comment on any quotes you think should have made the list. Stay tuned for more The Big Bang Theory-related top 5 lists in the near future!

#5. From The Spaghetti Catalyst

Sheldon: I didn’t want to upset you. Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.

Leonard: Is it possible he said, “bro’s before ho’s”?

Sheldon: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the ho’s.

#4. From The Grasshopper Experiment

Sheldon: I’ll have a diet Coke.

Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.

Sheldon: Fine… I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.

Penny: That’s… rum and Coke without the rum.

Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?

#3. From The Dumpling Paradox

Leonard: Sheldon, think this through. You’re going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.

Sheldon: No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and HALO 3. As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.

Leonard: You’re right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.

Sheldon: My point.

#2. From The Big Bran Hypothesis

Sheldon: Oh, gravity… thou art a heartless bitch!

#1. From The Pants Alternative

Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?

Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.