To get everyone excited for this week’s new episode of The Big Bang Theory, we wanted to share with everyone our top 5 Sheldon quotes from the first three seasons. Feel free to comment on any quotes you think should have made the list. Stay tuned for more The Big Bang Theory-related top 5 lists in the near future!
#5. From The Spaghetti Catalyst
Sheldon: I didn’t want to upset you. Howard made it very clear that my allegiance should be to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
Leonard: Is it possible he said, “bro’s before ho’s”?
Sheldon: Yes, but I rephrased it to avoid offending the ho’s.
#4. From The Grasshopper Experiment
Sheldon: I’ll have a diet Coke.
Penny: Can you please order a cocktail? I need to practice mixing drinks.
Sheldon: Fine… I’ll have a virgin Cuba Libre.
Penny: That’s… rum and Coke without the rum.
Sheldon: Yes, and would you make it diet?
#3. From The Dumpling Paradox
Leonard: Sheldon, think this through. You’re going to ask Howard to choose between sex and Halo.
Sheldon: No, I’m going to ask him to choose between sex and HALO 3. As far as I know sex has not been upgraded to include high-def graphics and enhanced weapons systems.
Leonard: You’re right, all sex has is nudity, orgasms and human contact.
Sheldon: My point.
#2. From The Big Bran Hypothesis
Sheldon: Oh, gravity… thou art a heartless bitch!
#1. From The Pants Alternative
Penny: So what do you say Sheldon, are we your X-men?
Sheldon: No, the X-men were named for the X in Charles Xavier. Since I am Sheldon Cooper, you will be, my C-men.