To celebrate this week’s new episode of “The Big Bang Theory,” we thought we’d share with our fellow geeks our top 5 Howard Wolowitz quotes from the first three seasons. Feel free to comment on any quotes you think should have made the list. And you can check out our Top 5 Sheldon quotes as well.
#5. From The Barbarian Sublimation
Raj: What’s with him? (Pointing at Sheldon sleeping)
Leonard: Penny is keeping him up at night.
Wolowitz: Me too! But probably in a different way.
#4. From The Panty Piñata Polarization
Wolowitz: If it’s “creepy” to use the Internet, military satellites and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so I can drop in on them unexpected, then FINE, I’m “creepy.”
#3. From The Gothowitz Deviation
Wolowitz: They’re called tattoo sleeves… Put them on, have freaky sex with some freaky girl with her business pierced, take them off, and I can still be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
#2. From The Psychic Vortex
Wolowitz: I once dated a girl who believed she was abducted by aliens.
Leonard: And that didn’t bother you?
Wolowitz: Au contraire; it meant she was gullible and open to a little probing.
#1. From The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition
Wolowitz: Penny, let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.
Penny: Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.
Wolowitz: So there IS a number.